The blonde and the red sat dow

The blonde and the red sat down next to Pein and Toby, Toby was giggling because he remembered what he said to Sasori the day  before. “Right! Ok, Sasori, truth or dare?” Toby asked as pein handed the blonde and the red a beer. “ermmmm, truth? I dunno..” Toby smirked, “Ok, ok. Do you, fancy, DEIDERA?! PAHAHAHA!” Sasori felt his body burn up, he got so angry at Toby. “Well?” Everyone questioned Sasori. He replied, “No.” He looked towards Toby and said, “i'm, not, GAY!” Toby looked a little threatened and didn't say a word after...for once.

1 hour later.

Everybody, including Sasori and Deidera were drunk. “So, Sasori, truth or dare?” Pein asked. “Truth, hic, WAIT! NO! Hic, Dare!” Sasori said, hiccuping. “Ok, I dare you to kiss...hmmmmmmm..DEIDERA!.” Sasori was stunned but turned his head towards Deidera, like he was going to rape him, after all, he was drunk. Deidera backed away as Sasori attemted to climb on top of him. “S-Sasori, hic, S-stop!” This annoyed Sasori, so he grabbed Deidera's legs and pulled him back towards him, Deidera squealed, Sasori grabbed his cute, pale cheeks and gave him a huge kiss on his, from how they felt, smooth lips.

Deidera looked like a ripe tomato, Sasori pulled away from Deidera and threw up next to him. Everyone was laughing, Deidera just looked horrified and disgusted. Sasori sat up and passed out into Deideras arms. Deidera was so embarrassed, he could take his drink a lot better than Sasori could, so with that he carried Sasori in the marital position and took him to his room. All he heard was everyone going 'oooOOOOooooo'. Which made him sigh, he wanted to kiss Sasori in a special way for his first time, not when he won't remember it in the morning. Deidera placed the flushed red head onto his bed, took a cold wet cloth and cleaned up the mess he had thrown up off his face.
The cold, wet flannel had made Sasori shudder, making him wake up, Deidera looked fuzzy to him, but he seemed to have sobered up abit. “Hey Dei... AGH! My head..” Deidera laughed, “You don't take your drink well do you un?” Sasori groaned, “Hmph, whatever, what happened anyway?” Deidera turned away from the flushed Sasori, seeming to get a little flushed himself, “Oi brat, I asked you a question!” Sasori spat. “Well, un...erm..hehe, well we kinda...” “HAHA YOU KISSED, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I TOLD YOU YOU LIKED EACHOTHER!” Toby barged into Sasori's room and shouted. Sasori went like a ripe tomato again, and not because he was flushed. “W-we what?!” Sasori stuttered. “I'm sorry un! I-i tried to push you away but you were s-so persistant, a-and forced me un!” Deidera pleaded, thinking Sasori was gonna be furious at him. “Get out.” Sasori said quietly. “What did you say un?” Deidera leaned over, “I SAID GET OUT!” Sasori screamed as he backhanded Deidera's face. Deidera was stunned, he said no more and walked out after Toby had run out because he was scared of Sasori's anger.